U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, ey ey, you ugly (x4) I saw you walking down the street just the other day I didn't see your damage from that far away I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming You walked up to me with your buckteeth a-gleaming Your hair was all frizzy, and your face was a mess I thought that was a sack, but it's your favorite dress You hurt the trees' feelings and the birds all flew I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do! Your teeth are yellow, they're covered with mould You're only fourteen, you look a hundred years old When looks were handed out, you were last in line Your face looks like where the sun don't shine Did you fall off a building and land on your head? Or did a truck run over your face instead? There ain't no pill, cuz you ain't ill, you're ugly! Chorus (x2) What you really need is to wear a mask And book that plastic surgeon fast Girl, you're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you You're the main attraction at the City Zoo You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab When you wear a yellow coat people shout out, "CAB!" You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin! You can't disguise your googly eyes And in a Miss Ugly Pageant, you'd win first prize! your mama says you ugly,YOU UGLY! Chorus (x2) Get busy! (x8) Your mama say you ugly Get busy! Your mama say you ugly Get busy! Your mama say you ugly - YOU UGLY!! You You You You Now I feel like blondie U-G-L-Y you aint got no alibi you ugly! (x2) Quasimodo, camelbreath, squarehead, UGLY! Chicken legs, pigface, chin like Bubba, UGLY! Fishlips, toad liver, pointdexter, UGLY! Spaghetti arms, limp butt, freak show, UGLY! Chorus U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry! U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI U-G-L-Y (x7) You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
"If I make the lashes dark And the eyes more bright And the lips more scarlet, Or ask if all be right From mirror after mirror, No vanity's displayed: I'm looking for the face I had Before the world was made."-W.B. Yeats
Thursday, September 16, 2010
I miss the 90's
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